“When I was a child, I spake as a child, I understood as a child, I thought as a child: but when I became a man, I put away childish things.”
The amount of Des Moines-specific research — “CBS 8 news anchor Mollie Cooney” — that went into this is staggering. As an Iowan, I think it’s very nice.
I wasn’t aware that nearly 100 years later would still be considered “too soon” to dress like a WWI soldier, but here we are, Nick. Here we are.
Here’s the deal, does anyone realize how many goddamn clothes this is? Like, I can’t even imagine how many decisions this dude would have to go through at coat check.
“OK, you can have this vest…hold on, no I’m going to put this jacket back on, I’m just taking it off to get to this jacket. Yeah, you can have the track jacket, I’m going to wear the blazer. No wait… Track jacket, no blazer… No wait, can I have the vest back?”
